[Porn Monday] Weird kinks you realize you have

Yeah. Big guys are sexy. Big guys with long hair and beards are sexier. Big redheaded guys with long hair and beards? *swoon* It's a good thing I think geeks are hot.

What else... nanotech. I really like the idea of being able to totally and radically reform my body. I'm into the sensation of size and power, (the two are kinda tied together for me) as well as the concept of transformation. Men growing larger (or hairier) rev my engine up. The idea of forcing someone to love me through mind control is kinda hot. Incredibly immoral and wrong, but still hot. (I think it comes from pent up desires for straight guys I want but know I'll never have.)

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Originally Posted by Peter Svensson

(I think it comes from pent up desires for straight guys I want but know I'll never have.)

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*sigh* :( So lonely.

It has been said already that the idea of kink is subjective.

In order for me to label my ideas as perverse, taboo or kinky I would need to compare them with someone else's ideas. I just don't care to compare because whatever I do feels totally normal to me and I don't feel the need to have something called perverse, taboo or kinky in order for it to be more interesting to me. It is what it is. Call it what you like.

But I guess my interests range from a myriad of fetishes to most aspects of BDSM.

Recently I discovered that I very much enjoy urethral play.

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Originally Posted by Afterburner

See also: Women going out in public while having a buttplug inserted.

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I had a friend who was really into anal play and revealed to me that one day she'd worn a plug to lunch with our friends.

It was a long time before I could see her without thinking "Does she have one in now?"

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Tenken

It's hard to be attracted to anything drawn by Groening.

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That's so sad.

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Originally Posted by Peter Svensson

Yeah. Big guys are sexy. Big guys with long hair and beards are sexier. Big redheaded guys with long hair and beards? *swoon* It's a good thing I think geeks are hot.

What else... nanotech. I really like the idea of being able to totally and radically reform my body. I'm into the sensation of size and power, (the two are kinda tied together for me) as well as the concept of transformation. Men growing larger (or hairier) rev my engine up. The idea of forcing someone to love me through mind control is kinda hot. Incredibly immoral and wrong, but still hot. (I think it comes from pent up desires for straight guys I want but know I'll never have.)

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y helo thar?

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Originally Posted by Ragnarok_Engine

Y'know, I have posted a photo of Wak and I together in the "post your pics" thread, and I could probably be induced to find it again... ;)

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Next time, we'll have to pose for arm-wrestling or something.

Or team up as Earthquake and Typhoon and go all Natural Disasters on somebody. :)

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Originally Posted by Wakshaani

Next time, we'll have to pose for arm-wrestling or something.

Or team up as Earthquake and Typhoon and go all Natural Disasters on somebody. :)

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No offense, Wak, but the mental image of you and anything involving "All Natural" makes me want to run screamiaiaCthuluftagn







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Originally Posted by Last Knight

No offense, Wak, but the mental image of you and anything involving "All Natural" makes me want to run screamiaiaCthuluftagn

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Hell, the mental picture of Earthquake and Typhoon nekkid gets the same reaction out of me. ( I kid, I kid ;))

Anyway, my kinks. (Disclaimer: Virgin)

Appearance:
Black hair - not just brunette, but black Either that or a redhead.. Glasses are a bonus too.
Women wearing nothing but a smile and socks > Wearing nothing but a smile.
Yeah, wearing regular street clothing and looking pretty/sexy in that is more likely to catch my eye than wearing stripperriffic clothing. Though Skirts, Mini-skirts and shorts are a turn-on as well - I'm more of a leg guy than an ass guy (as it is, I've found that a great ass usually finds itself attached to great legs.)
Smaller bust size: I prefer a B or C cup (or even, depending on the circumstances, an A cup) to a D cup.

The Act:
I admit I dig the saving the damsel in distress bit (I tend to play Rangers rather then Thieves, though I do play the occasional swashbuckling Bard) and fantasize about that.
Also, Locker room sex - though this might just be a matter of "sex in places where we might get caught." Specifically, a locker room for a swimming pool. For that matter, shower sex and swimming pool sex (as in sex in the pool itself, not just next to the pool). To a certain extent - classroom sex as well.

Consumption (erotica, porn, etc - either stuff I like watching (but cannot participating in) or stuff that's unlikely/impossible to be fulfilled):
Body-swapping sex, where I switch bodies with a girl, and get to feel what it's like from the other side - it can either be heterosexual sex (whether she's in my body or not) or lesbian sex, it really doesn't matter.
Also, with lesbian erotica and general porn, I find watching two women scissoring far more enjoyable to watch then sex with vibrators/dildos.

(If I got too explicit, let me know so I can spoiler tag).

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Originally Posted by Wakshaani

Next time, we'll have to pose for arm-wrestling or something.

Or team up as Earthquake and Typhoon and go all Natural Disasters on somebody. :)

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Heh. We should totally do that if we ever go to the same con. Cosplay should inflict SAN damage, right? ;)

Henchwomen.

Show me a movie or TV series or comic book or novel or anything with a powerful, competent, woman working for someone she has feelings for, because of those feelings, and I'll almost certainly like it. Actually, the powerful & competent parts aren't strictly necessary - I really like Excel Saga, for instance. :) Major bonus points if the henchwoman's duties involve kicking the asses of her boss's enemies.

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Originally Posted by Gloombunny

Henchwomen.

Show me a movie or TV series or comic book or novel or anything with a powerful, competent, woman working for someone she has feelings for, because of those feelings, and I'll almost certainly like it. Actually, the powerful & competent parts aren't strictly necessary - I really like Excel Saga, for instance. :) Major bonus points if the henchwoman's duties involve kicking the asses of her boss's enemies.

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Did you notice Bellatrix's reaction to Voldemort in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

That's what I call a crazy subbie chick. :D

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

Did you notice Bellatrix's reaction to Voldemort in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

That's what I call a crazy subbie chick. :D

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I haven't read any Harry Potter books, but you're making me kind of want to. :o

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Originally Posted by Gloombunny

I haven't read any Harry Potter books, but you're making me kind of want to. :o

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Well, I will note that although she's somewhat attractive in the movie (played by the girl from Fight Club) the character we are talking about is pretty much repulsive in the novels.

You know how some women turn really, really red when they're excited? Oh my God that turns me on. If I see a woman with a full body blush, or even a sunburn across the back and chest, it just fires me up instantly.

Also, since so many movie references have snuck in here, I figured I'd sneak a TV one in.

You know Home Improvement, the show with Tim Allen that's on every night at the oh-my-God-why-are-you-watching-TV-at-this-unholy-hour hour? Patricia Richardson was the hottest thing in the world on that show. I could stomach the thought of Tim Allen in bed with her, just because it was the thought of her.

...And now I have to go watch an episode.

Last night while discussing this particular thread with the wife, she giggled and asked me to mention 2 of her own that she still gets a smile out of.

1: It seems the combination of pulling her hair and forcing her head to the side, biting her neck, and growling is about enough for her to fall over in a twitching ball of goosebumps.

2: While she was writing in her office/the room where my clean clothes were, I took off my belt...nothing more, just took off my belt as I was getting ready to take a shower. Apparently that one act was enough for her to tackle me. :eek: :D

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Originally Posted by ReverendTom

1: It seems the combination of pulling her hair and forcing her head to the side, biting her neck, and growling is about enough for her to fall over in a twitching ball of goosebumps.

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Works for me, too. *shiver*

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2: While she was writing in her office/the room where my clean clothes were, I took off my belt...nothing more, just took off my belt as I was getting ready to take a shower. Apparently that one act was enough for her to tackle me. :eek: :D

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Thanks to the power of behavioral conditioning, just seeing me wearing a belt gets my girlfriend started. :D

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

Thanks to the power of behavioral conditioning, just seeing me wearing a belt gets my girlfriend started. :D

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I blame it all on belt makers, and their marvelously versatile creations ;)

Having once dated a female ProAm body builder, I can totally understand the attraction. ;)

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Originally Posted by David J Prokopetz

One of my more innocuous kinks is that my body type preferences for each gender go directly against the typical body image. I find strong jawlines, rippling biceps, washboard abs, etc. attractive in women - but in men, my tastes tend strictly to the pretty-boy, even effeminate end of the spectrum. For a while I thought I was just into androgyny, but that's not precisely true: it wouldn't be inaccurate to state that the women I find most attractive are more masculine than the guys I find most attractive, and similarly, that the guys I find most attractive are more feminine than their female counterparts.

(When I write up RPG settings, I have to consciously avoid reversing the gender stereotypes - if I'm not careful I find myself doing it without thinking, and I've decided that I'm not going to bring my kinks into my gaming. ^^; )

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Umm... where to start...

• Redheads
• Opera Gloves
• Biting necks and ears
• Having neck or ears bitten
• Drag kings... men cross dressing does little to nothing for me, but there's something about women trying to look like Men that does. Extra points for women in uniform, even more extra points for period uniforms. (Example: Marina Sirtis doesn't generally do a lot for me, but she looked damn good in that Napoleonic uniform).
• Androgynous women in general (Tilda Swinton was hawt as Gabriel in Constantine, for example)
• Very feminine women
• Did I mention Opera Gloves?
• Heck, the Burlesque Stripper look in general. I blame HBO, in the late 70's and early 80's my only real source of T&A was burlesque revival shows.
• Really long hair
• Really short hair (Hmm, extremes again)
• Corsets (It doesn't hurt that my SO makes them)
• Strong women (personality, not physical strength despite having dated a female body builder)
• Women in glasses

Okay, a few more, umm, specific things... :o

• Perky nipples, the larger the better but it's all good (Google Shelly Jamison from the July '89 Playboy if you're curious)
• Large clitorises (Said bodybuilder GF was about the size of first knuckle worth of my thumb, maybe a little bigger)
• Futanari
• pre-op mtf transgendered
• And the really embarrassing one, giving facials... and no, it's not something I would ask partners to do, but on occasion I meet someone who actually likes them.

As for guys, I'm much less specific... I don't care for my men to be overly feminine, but they don't have to be Tom of Finland manly either. Bears don't generally work for me, but I have a bear cub boytoy right now. Mostly I just need to feel safe with them due to certain baggage in my past. Large endowments are nice to look at, but average is just fine.

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

Thanks to the power of behavioral conditioning, just seeing me wearing a belt gets my girlfriend started. :D

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My utilikilt, or the sound of the snaps being opened does the same for my GF. :D

So, Doctor Girlfriend then... :D

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Originally Posted by Gloombunny

Henchwomen.

Show me a movie or TV series or comic book or novel or anything with a powerful, competent, woman working for someone she has feelings for, because of those feelings, and I'll almost certainly like it. Actually, the powerful & competent parts aren't strictly necessary - I really like Excel Saga, for instance. :) Major bonus points if the henchwoman's duties involve kicking the asses of her boss's enemies.

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Hmmm. I find wet to be sexy, but I don't think that's overly weird. Not necessarily having sex in water (that can be sexy, too), but seeing a woman wet (clothed or not), taking a shower/bath with a woman, etc.

Outdoor sex, preferably in some beautiful natural setting (mountains, woods, whatever). Never had it (come close a few times, but we're too modest/risk averse, I guess) but the thought of it gets me pretty hot.

I've fantasized about bondage before, but nothing too off the wall.

That's about it. I'm not that weird, I guess, at least where nookie is concerned.

Mendalla

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Originally Posted by Unseelie

(Tilda Swinton was hawt as Gabriel in Constantine, for example)

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Yes. Yes she was. I think for me it was not for the same reason, though. I seem to have a thing for women who are attempting for whatever reason to destroy the world.

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Originally Posted by WyzardWhately

Yes. Yes she was. I think for me it was not for the same reason, though. I seem to have a thing for women who are attempting for whatever reason to destroy the world.

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That doesn't hurt. ;)

Idiot me... I left off things like bondage and power exchange in general. *smacks forehead*

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Originally Posted by Gloombunny

Henchwomen.

Show me a movie or TV series or comic book or novel or anything with a powerful, competent, woman working for someone she has feelings for, because of those feelings, and I'll almost certainly like it. Actually, the powerful & competent parts aren't strictly necessary - I really like Excel Saga, for instance. :) Major bonus points if the henchwoman's duties involve kicking the asses of her boss's enemies.

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I will definitely admit that Harley Quinn has some fox factor.

And Mercy Graves.

And Livewire, if she counts, though that's more my electricity thing.

I like sex.

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Originally Posted by jamasiel

I like sex.

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Pervert.

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Originally Posted by WyzardWhately

Yes. Yes she was. I think for me it was not for the same reason, though. I seem to have a thing for women who are attempting for whatever reason to destroy the world.

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And this is a kink because... :D

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Originally Posted by jamasiel

I like sex.

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Filthy fucking pervert. Reported.

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Originally Posted by jamasiel

I like sex.

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OMG! I think I'm going to throw up.

I keep thinking of more things. Guess I should have waited until I got home.

• Wax play can be fun, but use the correct wax. Bees' Wax is right out.
• As one of my former partners was a bit of a screamer, watching them do everything they can to NOT make noise because there's someone in the next room. Woo!

Anything that doesn't leave permanent marks.

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Originally Posted by Calin Paulups

Anything that doesn't leave permanent marks.

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Watersports? I can dig that.

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Originally Posted by Calin Paulups

OMG! I think I'm going to throw up.

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Would it help if I had an acronym for it?

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Originally Posted by James Knevitt

Watersports? I can dig that.

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No problem except in a cold room. Then it's not so fun.

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Originally Posted by jamasiel

Would it help if I had an acronym for it?

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Probably.

Thanks to this thread, I now feel like an omnivore, a total pervert, and a downright slut, all rolled into one. I think I've only seen four, maybe five things listed so far that aren't a turn-on for me.

The biggest one though? More of a specific scenario, rather than a general kink. Unknown touch. Rather, waking up to being blindfolded, tied down, and touched tesed, etc by multiple hands (gender unknown.) Just even the remote thought of related conepts, or someone's hand brushing me when I can't see who or where they are is enough to start me going sometimes.

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Originally Posted by Unseelie

Umm... where to start...

• Redheads
• Biting necks and ears
• Having neck or ears bitten
• Very feminine women
• Heck, the Burlesque Stripper look in general. I blame HBO, in the late 70's and early 80's my only real source of T&A was burlesque revival shows.
• Really long hair
• Really short hair (Hmm, extremes again)
• Corsets (It doesn't hurt that my SO makes them)
• Strong women (personality, not physical strength despite having dated a female body builder)
• Women in glasses

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Check, check, check, and check. ;) I'm with you on those. ;)

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Originally Posted by Winneganfake

Thanks to this thread, I now feel like an omnivore, a total pervert, and a downright slut, all rolled into one. I think I've only seen four, maybe five things listed so far that aren't a turn-on for me.

The biggest one though? More of a specific scenario, rather than a general kink. Unknown touch. Rather, waking up to being blindfolded, tied down, and touched tesed, etc by multiple hands (gender unknown.) Just even the remote thought of related conepts, or someone's hand brushing me when I can't see who or where they are is enough to start me going sometimes.

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Meh. I'd say that's a positive :) (The fact that you enjoy most stuff in this thread.)

When I was a member of OkCupid, I found myself clicking "not interested" on pretty much everyone whose score was "less kinky," not because I'm some sort of sex maniac, but because I simply can't find missionary-position-through-a-sheet-for-purposes-of-procration-only sex fun.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

When I was a member of OkCupid, I found myself clicking "not interested" on pretty much everyone whose score was "less kinky," not because I'm some sort of sex maniac, but because I simply can't find missionary-position-through-a-sheet-for-purposes-of-procration-only sex fun.

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So you're not much for glory holes, huh? And it's kinda hard to get the missionary working that way, I think. Though if you sort of draped the sheet-wif-a-hole-innit over the woman, and then... Hmm. Might actually work for some power exchange kink. :)

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Originally Posted by Autochton

So you're not much for glory holes, huh? And it's kinda hard to get the missionary working that way, I think. Though if you sort of draped the sheet-wif-a-hole-innit over the woman, and then... Hmm. Might actually work for some power exchange kink. :)

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You get what I mean :P

Can I watch? :P

Yes, that's a kink I like too. Though I've never indulged in it, save for watching porn.

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Originally Posted by Peter Svensson

I'm into the sensation of size and power, (the two are kinda tied together for me) as well as the concept of transformation. Men growing larger (or hairier)

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You muss hit the roof for the hulk huh? :P

Mine's gonna have to be a woman with glasses, t-shirt and nothing else. I havent really found much of a fetish with guys yet. But that hasnt stopped me from a-looking :D

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Originally Posted by Ragnarok_Engine

Woo hoo!


Y'know, I have posted a photo of Wak and I together in the "post your pics" thread, and I could probably be induced to find it again... ;)

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And what exactly would that entail, cause I'm pretty sure I'd do it even if the two of you aren't humping in the photo.

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Originally Posted by Peter Svensson

Yeah. Big guys are sexy. Big guys with long hair and beards are sexier. Big redheaded guys with long hair and beards? *swoon* It's a good thing I think geeks are hot.

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Wanna come over and watch Braveheart?

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What else... nanotech. I really like the idea of being able to totally and radically reform my body. I'm into the sensation of size and power, (the two are kinda tied together for me) as well as the concept of transformation. Men growing larger (or hairier) rev my engine up. The idea of forcing someone to love me through mind control is kinda hot. Incredibly immoral and wrong, but still hot.

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Oh yeah baby!!!

We should retitle the thread to "The RPG.net Kink/Fetish Hookup Thread" and pair people (or groups) off.

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Originally Posted by Winneganfake

Thanks to this thread, I now feel like an omnivore, a total pervert, and a downright slut, all rolled into one. I think I've only seen four, maybe five things listed so far that aren't a turn-on for me.

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Oh, your not the only one on that regard.

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Originally Posted by James Knevitt

We should retitle the thread to "The RPG.net Kink/Fetish Hookup Thread" and pair people (or groups) off.

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Pair off?

Why not a ballroon, 10,000' of rope, 500 pairs of handcuffs, the belt collection from 2 Hot Topics, and an olympic sized pool full of lime jello?

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Originally Posted by ReverendTom

Pair off?

Why not a ballroon, 10,000' of rope, 500 pairs of handcuffs, the belt collection from 2 Hot Topics, and an olympic sized pool full of lime jello?

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I originally read that as "balloon" (as in, a hot air balloon) and was extremely disappointed when I realized you meant "ballroom".

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Originally Posted by ReverendTom

Pair off?

Why not a ballroon, 10,000' of rope, 500 pairs of handcuffs, the belt collection from 2 Hot Topics, and an olympic sized pool full of lime jello?

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Are you coming on to me?

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Originally Posted by James Knevitt

We should retitle the thread to "The RPG.net Kink/Fetish Hookup Thread" and pair people (or groups) off.

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Dibs on the Tokezos and Chaya! *bats eyelashes*

Dibs on Autochton.

Errr, ooops. :p

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Originally Posted by ReverendTom

Pair off?

Why not a ballroon, 10,000' of rope, 500 pairs of handcuffs, the belt collection from 2 Hot Topics, and an olympic sized pool full of lime jello?

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hmmm, would it be ok to pee in that pool?

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Originally Posted by Jackob

Dibs on Autochton.

Errr, ooops. :p

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Sorry, kiddo. You're not unattractive, mind, but I don't swing that way. Also, B would probably gut you with a rusty spoon, and I wouldn't want that to happen to ya. ;):p

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Originally Posted by Karimarle

And what exactly would that entail, cause I'm pretty sure I'd do it even if the two of you aren't humping in the photo.

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Eh, I'm easy. :D Here you go. Second pic.

Apparently Tennessee is the dwelling place of giants ( I'm 6'3" and 325)

As far as the actual topic goes.. BDSM is definately a thing for me, but only as top (I don't make a very good sub), Anal, especially a woman who is exthusiatic about it just gets me going. Large women (pleasingly plump and up, it depends a lot on the individual) Stockings, short hair (spiky pixie cuts especially, don't ask me why)

Looking back on that list, I seem to be pretty normal..that fightens me :D

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Originally Posted by Lauren

Dibs on the Tokezos and Chaya! *bats eyelashes*

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:o

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Originally Posted by Unseelie

• And the really embarrassing one, giving facials... and no, it's not something I would ask partners to do, but on occasion I meet someone who actually likes them.

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I don't think this one is particularly uncommon. :D

(For my part, I'm not into facials in particular - my aim ain't the greatest, and I know from experience how much spooge in the eye hurts - but I have a number fetishes revolving around particular ejaculatory acts. One of the more specific ones involves ejaculating all over a female partner's breasts, then cleaning her off with my tongue.

What, too much information? :p )

I realized today that I have a fetish for women I didn't sleep with when I had the chance because I was in a relationship at the time which ultimately ended badly. Every time someone who knew me in college or high school joins my myspace page, I feel all tingly like climbing the ropes in gym class.

I'm taking notes, by teh by, on if anyone wants a lil' Wakkalovin'.

Alas, the sheet is empty.

Alas.

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Originally Posted by James Knevitt

I originally read that as "balloon" (as in, a hot air balloon) and was extremely disappointed when I realized you meant "ballroom".

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Well, what better place to house a ballroom than in a zepplin :D

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Originally Posted by Karimarle

Are you coming on to me?

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Is there a moment when I'm NOT? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Calin Paulups

hmmm, would it be ok to pee in that pool?

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Only in the northwest corner :cool:

Oh, and for teh record?

<img src=http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/Wakshaani/AbsoluteTerritory.jpg>

Absolute Territory

Wow.

I'm not really into lolita, but that picture is beautifully (and very provocatively) composed.

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

Wow.

I'm not really into lolita, but that picture is beautifully (and very provocatively) composed.

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I believe Herr Wak is obsessed with the shown kneestockings on ANY woman, preferably of legal age, and not half-pygmy marmoset.

I may be wrong though.

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Originally Posted by ReverendTom

I believe Herr Wak is obsessed with the shown kneestockings on ANY woman, preferably of legal age, and not half-pygmy marmoset.

I may be wrong though.

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I meant lolita the fashion style, as opposed to lolita as in "omg that girl is too young!!!"

Sorry for any confusion. :o

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

I meant lolita the fashion style, as opposed to lolita as in "omg that girl is too young!!!"

Sorry for any confusion. :o

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All good...gave me the opportunity to say pygmy marmoset...and that's all I ever ask of a conversation ;)

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Originally Posted by ReverendTom

...and an olympic sized pool full of lime jello?

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Paging Graywolf and Hime...

Oh, we're calling dibs now?

Dibs on that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Wait, does GeniusChild still post here?

Oh man, let's see...


Short hair for the win. Rachel Maddow!

Deep and/or Sultry voices. (Rachel Maddow).

Bisexuals. (Unfortunately, not Rachel Maddow)

I'll sign up on the Gynoid list. But I like my robots to not be emotionless.

Eastern Europeans, Persians, Arabs, and especially Central Asians. Second prom date was a Romanian, Third was an Iranian.

Native Americans (> 50%). I frequent Pow-Wows. Love dancing.

Space Aliensm (More of a Devaronian fancier than a Twi'lek Fan). Hot Orcs/Hobgoblins. Dwarves (the DnD kind, not midgets).

Jewesses (damn!). Mormons in dresses. Nuns in Habbits or Muslims in Hijjab or Bhurkas... I'm an atheist and I don't personally agree with the practices, but for some reason it fires me up. My first prom date was a Mormon (mostly) Fundamentalist. We didn't actually even dance, but I wasn't upset.

Black Britons.

Smart Ladies. The smarter the hotter.

Older women. Mothers or not, I like them both in different ways.

Professors / Teachers (combining the last two).

Really Loud Girls.

Really Quiet Girls.

Authors / Writers.

Gardeners.

Musicians (but not pop, rock, rap, or country). Folk, Jazz & Classical Mostly.

Martial Artists, Campers, Archers, Mountain Climbers, Swimmers, and Snow Sports Athletes. Goggles and Parkas are cute!

Victorian English dresses.

Hippies.

Last but not least... I have kind of a huge Transwoman / Transexual ("shemale," but that word is rude) / Futa fetish. I don't consider myself 'gay' or even 'bisexual,' but geez. Sometimes I actually want to find out that "It's a Trap!" (it's never a trap, I know, the meme is somewhat t-phobic. Just saying.)




Major Turn Offs, Do Not Want:
Giant Boobs.
BDSM.
Elves.
Cats (I'm allergic!).
Bad Teeth.
"Hooker Shoes".
Vampires.
Furry.
Urine.
Too much makeup (of any kind).
Artificial Hair Coloring (except for Blue. Blue hair rules).
Cars / Motorcycle Paraphernalia.
Drugs.
Young'ins.

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Jewesses (damn!).

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I win. I have one of my very own.

... Okay, so she's only half Jewish, but it's her mother's side. Her utterly un-PC grandma has on occasion referred to her as a JAP - Jewish American Princess...

The father? French-Canadian with a significant bit of Native American. Catholics, those. As she says: "I get to have my guilt and flog myself for it too!" :D

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

Wow.

I'm not really into lolita, but that picture is beautifully (and very provocatively) composed.

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Edited version, in fact.

Teh full one involves a pair of freaky blades... kind of like half-teardrops that go just above the hands, then curl back to near-elbow, and a pair of glasses that distort her face weirdly.

But teh Absolute Territory was *amazing* and freshly-dropped in my box this morning, so, it was getting a showcase.

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I may be wrong though.

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You are not at all wrong.

Any woman that wears 'em pretty much has a Wak at her beck and call.

Incidently, I'll be at GenCOn this year, ladies ... hint hint. :D

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Oh, and for teh record?

<img src=http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/Wakshaani/AbsoluteTerritory.jpg>

Absolute Territory

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Absolute Territory may be the best addition to my vocabulary of this year. Yes, I am geeky enough to keep track of vocabulary. I collect interesting neologisms, like precious verbal trading cards.

Oh yeah, gynoids. Not the emotionless kind, though. Cute robot girls. Especially if they are, despite their cool technological powers, in some way helpless or in distress. Yes, there are several animes I need not name that are entirely capable of reducing me to a gibbering husk. Battle Angel Alita, I'm looking at you. The things you did to my heart were totally unfair.

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Murdering for lulz, headbutting you to show affection, burying their poop, and licking their own vagina?

ME = VA-NILLA!

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Actually, except for the poop that sounds pretty good. like if you were dating a crazy villainess.

I like the feel of certain materials.Cool steel especially chains,and rubber/silicon.
Usually this isn't sexual ,but it went there when i discoverd characters that would feel like that (ultimate colossus and mercury of new x-men). Some other mutants like movie version mystique.Maybe some of that xxxenophile thing, but only a few ,mostly superheroes.
I like X-3,perhaps becaule she reminds me of girls i know.

A general inteligence thing. Especially if she can do something i can't like advanced math.
When i was in high school I saw that a girl i was attracted to was going into my "behind" math class and i was thinking it would be nice to see her often, but was also oddly disappointed.
Then i overheard her talking about calculus with the teacher in that breathy whisper she always spoke in and got real enamored.
[EDIT] Also the really black hair that is obviously dyed. And other parts of the goth and punk looks.

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Absolute Territory may be the best addition to my vocabulary of this year. Yes, I am geeky enough to keep track of vocabulary. I collect interesting neologisms, like precious verbal trading cards.

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You're not the only one.

I admit I actually had to google for the defintion (hence the liberal amount of broadly off-topic copy-and-paste below). It's a keeper, I think. For those playing at home, it's known in Japan as Zettai Ryouiki:

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"Absolute Territory" (Zettai Ryouiki in Japanese) describes the area of uncovered thigh between the skirt and the knee sock.

No Seriously.

As per usual for fandom who obsess about costumes, this can be considered a Moe Moe attribute and thus, present prominently in character designs and schoolgirl outfits. The term originates from Neon Genesis Evangelion to designate an area of Absolute Terror, although it's had considerable semantic drift. In this case, it may jokingly refer to the fact it emphasizes a shorter skirt without actually becoming creepy and showing the underpants.

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Moe Moe, FWIW, is:

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an ill-defined otaku term that means, amongst others, "cute", "huggable", "endearing". While it's sometimes used to describe a series, it's more about a specific kind of character. Traditionally, these sorts of characters grew organically from 'regular' stories, especially those of young heroines. While some audiences grow irritated and dislike a male character for being conflicted, whiny, or less manly, these traits seem inherently tolerated in heroines, with the audience more likely to be sympatheric or at least dismiss them as 'girly' moments especially if the child is a growing and awkward teenager. Moe Moe can be thought as a step up from that: vulnerable or innocent qualities that are endearing to the viewer.

Moe characters are cute. This is usually the specific aim, even over sexiness. Moe characters are implicitly youthful, congregating to high school age and below. Adult female characters who qualify are almost always in their low twenties. Any characters older than that have this fact unmentioned, or the character's appearance is altered as little as possible.

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I especially appreciate the quoted line at the top of the page:

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"A character that is equipped with such weapon can annihilate vast amounts of brain cells, which can amount to an intense moe~ness that is so destructive that one can overcome one's AT field in less than 0.03 seconds."
--kj1980, Japanese otaku lingo at AnimeSuki

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph.../ZettaiRyouiki

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Henchwomen.

Show me a movie or TV series or comic book or novel or anything with a powerful, competent, woman working for someone she has feelings for, because of those feelings, and I'll almost certainly like it. Actually, the powerful & competent parts aren't strictly necessary - I really like Excel Saga, for instance. :) Major bonus points if the henchwoman's duties involve kicking the asses of her boss's enemies.

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Ah ,kim possible.I really like that evil/unethical but more competent than everyone else thing she has. not a kink but an attractive quality.

Just sharing this fetish map in case people hadn't seen it: http://alfredo.octavio.net/files/aoc...tishmapbig.gif

Being out of control. Living clothes, mind control, being turned into a gynoid, whatever...I think it's because I spend so long every day being carefully IN control that I like to be occasionally overpowered.

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Huh, I've seen that before, but I only just now noticed it doesn't have forced feminization on it. I guess that should fit in under Embarassment, next to Adult Babies, but with a link over to the Clothing section.

...it's another one of mine, of course. :o

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I think it's because I spend so long every day being carefully IN control that I like to be occasionally overpowered.

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Yeah, me too. :o

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That's an interesting map. After awhile I noticed that every thing is linked in someway. However I personaly would have made the Lyrca base material much larger and more encompassing.

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Being out of control. Living clothes, mind control, being turned into a gynoid, whatever...I think it's because I spend so long every day being carefully IN control that I like to be occasionally overpowered.

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I feel the same way too.

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Ah ,kim possible.I really like that evil/unethical but more competent than everyone else thing she has. not a kink but an attractive quality.

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You mean Shego? I'm so totally there ...

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I see... ;)

Well, nice to know I'm all over the place... ;)

Nuns... *Homer-esque drool*

I like dwarves.

Seriously, I would like to have a manservant who is no more than 5 feet tall, who is very strong, and who weighs at least 160 pounds or so.

I can think of a lot of uses for a man that short and that sturdy and that strong.

The ironic thing, I think, is how since I spend so long in control I'm apparently very good at domming or otherwise being the commanding one. I actually know a professional dominatrix who, before I told her I preferred subbing, suggested I join her trade.

Yes.
I enjoy reading threads about others' weird kinks...

Incidently, they say that everyone is SOMEone's kink.

So, hey, if you're a WakkaLusty type, for the love of GOD, let me know.

-- Wak, three years single.

I think Ouchy the BDSM clown is proof of that...

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Incidently, they say that everyone is SOMEone's kink.

So, hey, if you're a WakkaLusty type, for the love of GOD, let me know.

-- Wak, three years single.

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Yes.
I enjoy reading threads about others' weird kinks...

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Hey! That's unconsented recursing! I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY 'NO'!

Watersports, even though it's a bit theoretical as I've never found a lady that daring.

Overweight girls in completely inappropriate clothing; i.e. midriff shirts and low-rise jeans.

Like everybody else on Tang, eyeglasses.;)

A light dusting of hair on a ladies back, neck and limbs; such as is common in Indian women.

Being dominated by an un-domish woman.

Paint splattered clothes

White women have to be somewhat masculine to attract me (except Audrey Hepburn), for other races this isn't a factor.

Arise, thread of old, and live once more!

Wait, is this thing even old enough that it's considered a necro? Oh, well- whatever- besides it's monday. This works prefectly...


After an incident, last week, I'm having to add another one to my list. Boxes. Well, more just one particular box, which was almost a box/cage hybrid.

Think of a large-ish dining room tabletop (as in, would seat six with room for elbows. Now make it about a foot and a half high, with bars on two sides and solid ends. The top hinges open for people to get in/out. Just lying inside of it, fully clothed, was arousing as all hell. I can only imagine what it'd be like to actually be cuffed up inside to the bars, wearing nothing but a blindfold....

or just playing the clown car game: how many naked people can we fit in the box?

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or just playing the clown car game: how many naked people can we fit in the box?

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Enough.

:D

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[B]Think of a large-ish dining room tabletop (as in, would seat six with room for elbows. Now make it about a foot and a half high, with bars on two sides and solid ends. The top hinges open for people to get in/out. Just lying inside of it, fully clothed, was arousing as all hell. I can only imagine what it'd be like to actually be cuffed up inside to the bars, wearing nothing but a blindfold....

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Sounds a lot like a coffin to me. :eek:

Holy Batman, this thing still lives?

All right, here's one I don't normally talk about.

I have always wanted to try making love to my gf out in a thunderstorm. I mean, rain blowing, wind tearing, thunder booming above. Out in the open (or even on the hood of the car, I ain't that picky). I think it'd be so hot.

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Sounds a lot like a coffin to me. :eek:

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Nah- the sides don't taper at all. Plus with the bars on the sides rather than solid wood, it fells a hell of a lot more spacious.

I'm just going to have to take a tape measure with me next time I'm over there to get the actual dimensions.

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Holy Batman, this thing still lives?

All right, here's one I don't normally talk about.

I have always wanted to try making love to my gf out in a thunderstorm. I mean, rain blowing, wind tearing, thunder booming above. Out in the open (or even on the hood of the car, I ain't that picky). I think it'd be so hot.

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That...sounds pretty hot. As long as one takes precaution to make sure that there is something taller nearby. Cooked flesh isn't the kind of "hot" you were thinking of, I hope. :p

*adds down to own list*

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Holy Batman, this thing still lives?

All right, here's one I don't normally talk about.

I have always wanted to try making love to my gf out in a thunderstorm. I mean, rain blowing, wind tearing, thunder booming above. Out in the open (or even on the hood of the car, I ain't that picky). I think it'd be so hot.

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It's fun. Though, might I make a suggestion? Having sex directly on top of a metal object like the hood of a car in the middle of a thunderstorm might not be the best idea for a safe-sex practice.

Unless, of course, you consider 10,000 volts to be "safe." YMMV.

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It's fun. Though, might I make a suggestion? Having sex directly on top of a metal object like the hood of a car in the middle of a thunderstorm might not be the best idea for a safe-sex practice.

Unless, of course, you consider 10,000 volts to be "safe." YMMV.

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I think at least a good part of the fun would be the knowledge that we *could* be thunderstruck. On the other hand, that whiny kid from Jurassic Park took 10,000 to the body, and he was eating Jello in no time. Oh damn... now I've got Jello in my fantasy!

wait...

Dammit, am I the only one suddenly wondering whether being covered in Jello would make us more or less conductive?

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Dammit, am I the only one suddenly wondering whether being covered in Jello would make us more or less conductive?

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Yes, it's only you. :p

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I think at least a good part of the fun would be the knowledge that we *could* be thunderstruck. On the other hand, that whiny kid from Jurassic Park took 10,000 to the body, and he was eating Jello in no time. Oh damn... now I've got Jello in my fantasy!

wait...

Dammit, am I the only one suddenly wondering whether being covered in Jello would make us more or less conductive?

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Take the laugh point. Just take it.

And if it's water-based jello? Increased conductivity- Though I suppose it would depend on how melted it was.

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Take the laugh point. Just take it.

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Gratze. :D

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Gratze. :D

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Bene.

Back to the subject of the box, though- am I weird for this one? Considering just about any replies on kink-related subjects I've posted about it to seem to include zero people who share liking this particular idea...

Okay, I have a new one to add...

Fellatio... well, more specifically receiving such, while fully clothed (my good suit) at a party in public. I guess that would technically be simulated fellatio, seeing as how she never even opened my zipper.

Yeah, it was a nice weekend... :D

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Okay, I have a new one to add...

Fellatio... well, more specifically receiving such, while fully clothed (my good suit) at a party in public. I guess that would technically be simulated fellatio, seeing as how she never even opened my zipper.

Yeah, it was a nice weekend... :D

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How the.... So, were you walking around with wet pants for a while?

-Yeah. Totally not understanding what went on here.

Well, I'm damned happy that a thread I started has gone on this long, and over 300 posts.

Also: They'd be in a thunderstorm. If they were being rained on already, would the jello really increase their conductivity that much more? Also, take into account the rubber tires on the vehicle.

Yes, though thankfully, not THAT wet mark. Mostly it involved nibbling said parts...

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How the.... So, were you walking around with wet pants for a while?

-Yeah. Totally not understanding what went on here.

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I think at least a good part of the fun would be the knowledge that we *could* be thunderstruck. On the other hand, that whiny kid from Jurassic Park took 10,000 to the body, and he was eating Jello in no time. Oh damn... now I've got Jello in my fantasy!

Dammit, am I the only one suddenly wondering whether being covered in Jello would make us more or less conductive?

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At last! The real secret origin of Electric-Jello-Man!!

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Bene.

Back to the subject of the box, though- am I weird for this one? Considering just about any replies on kink-related subjects I've posted about it to seem to include zero people who share liking this particular idea...

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Well the fact the Box has bars makes a difference. But in that case it might as well be a cage for me.



I discovered a new one a few years ago.

Crushing large empty plastic water/milk jugs wearing nothing but my boots.

I discovered it quite by accident. I usually spent most of my time in my house in the nude except for my boots especially when I'm cleaning. I hate stubbing my toes.

One day I was cleaning out the kitchen I wanted to throw out all of the plastic jugs I had collected for recycling but I had to many to fit in the trach bags.

So, I started crushing them... :eek:

Yeah, it's kind of like that.

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Well the fact the Box has bars makes a difference. But in that case it might as well be a cage for me.



I discovered a new one a few years ago.

Crushing large empty plastic water/milk jugs wearing nothing but my boots.

I discovered it quite by accident. I usually spent most of my time in my house in the nude except for my boots especially when I'm cleaning. I hate stubbing my toes.

One day I was cleaning out the kitchen I wanted to throw out all of the plastic jugs I had collected for recycling but I had to many to fit in the trach bags.

So, I started crushing them... :eek:

Yeah, it's kind of like that.

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Ultimate power trip. Rock on.

It lives! IT LIVES!

I like it when the lady doesn't break up.

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I like it when the lady doesn't break up.

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Bene.

Back to the subject of the box, though- am I weird for this one? Considering just about any replies on kink-related subjects I've posted about it to seem to include zero people who share liking this particular idea...

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Nah, I thought that would be pretty hot as well. I could say I'm claustrophilic (although I'm pretty sure that term doesn't exist): I like (and am aroused by, in the right context) small, closed spaces.

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I think most folks prefer it when their partner remains in one piece.

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You haven't been around the Internet much, have you?

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You haven't been around the Internet much, have you?

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"Most". :p

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I could say I'm claustrophilic (although I'm pretty sure that term doesn't exist)

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It does, actually. And this is exactly what it means. :)

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It does, actually. And this is exactly what it means. :)

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Well I'll be damned if you don't learn something new every day.

Is it still a kink when it's non-sexual?

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Is it still a kink when it's non-sexual?

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I don't think so. If it's non-sexual I think it's just a quirk.

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It does, actually. And this is exactly what it means. :)

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If you can just jam roots together like that, I suppose the word for me would have to be "phobophilic". I'm turned on by things that irrationally frighten or repulse me.

Oddly, it doesn't work if I can rationalise the fear or revulsion in any way. It has to be a legitimately - and consciously - irrational aversion.

I think it must be related to some sort of childhood trauma. :p

(And let me tell you, fear, revulsion, and arousal is a weird combination to experience. :o )

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If you can just jam roots together like that, I suppose the word for me would have to be "phobophilic". I'm turned on by things that irrationally frighten or repulse me.

Oddly, it doesn't work if I can rationalise the fear or revulsion in any way. It has to be a legitimately - and consciously - irrational aversion.

I think it must be related to some sort of childhood trauma. :p

(And let me tell you, fear, revulsion, and arousal is a weird combination to experience. :o )

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Are we talking about water sports now?;)

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Is it still a kink when it's non-sexual?

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I'm not sure. I'd like to hear about it. Please don't be offended if I mis-recall, but aren't you one of the asexual posters?

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I'm not sure. I'd like to hear about it. Please don't be offended if I mis-recall, but aren't you one of the asexual posters?

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Yep. Though while I am asexual, I am not aromantic.

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Yep. Though while I am asexual, I am not aromantic.

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Yep. Though while I am asexual, I am not aromantic.

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So what's your...quasi-kink? Parakink? I'm intrigued.

among other, simpler things:

eyeglasses, books, tight skirts - just watch the "Acme bookstore proprietress" played by Dorothy Malone with Bogart's Philip Marlowe in "The Big Sleep" ;)

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Nothing special really. Just bondage. Had it since I was a toddler and would wrap myself really tightly in blankets. I liked to feel secure.

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Nothing special really. Just bondage. Had it since I was a toddler and would wrap myself really tightly in blankets. I liked to feel secure.

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Despite there being no sexual side to it, if you derive pleasure from it in some form, I'd say it qualifies.

hm. Things for me: sensuality, and specifically delighting in it. Girls showering (not even sexy showering - that can be a turn off, even - just normal girls taking normal showers). Knife play (I like being cut :o. I'm not sure this is the most healthy for me, given some of my history, but it's still there)

Um. I think that's the "weird" ones.

[edit]Thought of another one. "punk chic" ... or whatever you call what Avril Lavigne's style is. Yeah. That. (gothiness also gets me, but I'm not sure that's a style thing more a vamp/undead thing...)[/edit]

Laz

Boy butts and sticking things in them. :D Or to sound less childish, male penetration. Throw in some women's lingerie and some light bondage and I'd be happy to stay in the house all weekend. I'm also a biter and thoroughly enjoy being bitten. In fact if I walk away from a particularly invigorating session with marks that last a week, I'm walkin' away on clouds. Pull my hair, bite me...for the most part you can keep all the tender, gentle stuff. It has it's place mind you, but the only thing that really gets me off is penetrating my boy.

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Boy butts and sticking things in them. :D Or to sound less childish, male penetration. Throw in some women's lingerie and some light bondage and I'd be happy to stay in the house all weekend. I'm also a biter and thoroughly enjoy being bitten. In fact if I walk away from a particularly invigorating session with marks that last a week, I'm walkin' away on clouds. Pull my hair, bite me...for the most part you can keep all the tender, gentle stuff. It has it's place mind you, but the only thing that really gets me off is penetrating my boy.

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Yes, I've been too embarrassed to admit it before in this thread, and yes, that is possible, but I have the same kink from the other side. :o

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Yes, I've been too embarrassed to admit it before in this thread, and yes, that is possible, but I have the same kink from the other side. :o

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Well I think you'll find that this particular kink is more prevalent than you thought. Nice to see you admit it. It's really a wonderful feeling.

I'll be in my bunk.

I really like having my wrists bound, nothing else, just wrists. I've been tied up around the ankles and such but I get a little freaked out not being able to move my legs freely. No idea why. Holding them above my head counts. I also like having my hair pulled. I was really sad when it was cut super short on accident because my now husband couldn't really pull it. I really enjoy having my hair played with in general, but pulling is required to make it sexual.

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Well I think you'll find that this particular kink is more prevalent than you thought. Nice to see you admit it. It's really a wonderful feeling.

I'll be in my bunk.

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I also have to say that this revelation makes the second quote in your sig all the more appropriate :P

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I also have to say that this revelation makes the second quote in your sig all the more appropriate :P

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Wow. That's awesome. Thank you for the laugh. I actually never made that connection before. It's all starting to make sense...:D

Threads like this teach me one thing.

God damn but I am dull.

Hmm... Can't say got any, being asexual as well. I don't even have any quasi-kinks like Rachel, I may... But can't think of anything right now.

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Yes, I've been too embarrassed to admit it before in this thread, and yes, that is possible, but I have the same kink from the other side. :o

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You're uh, definitely not the only one.

OK. Me, bunk, going, etc.

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Threads like this teach me one thing.

God damn but I am dull.

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Glad I'm not the only one who had that reaction.

My fetishes? BDSM, amputation (but not so much guro stuff), permanent bondage, objectification or slavery, crying/sobbing/begging, fear and terror... and of course the driving forth of my enemies and the lamentations of their women.

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My fetishes? BDSM, amputation (but not so much guro stuff), permanent bondage, objectification or slavery, crying/sobbing/begging, fear and terror... and of course the driving forth of my enemies and the lamentations of their women.

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I gotta ask: Permanent bondage? Like, forever? How would that work, short of tying someone up until they die or encasing them in cement or something?

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I gotta ask: Permanent bondage? Like, forever? How would that work, short of tying someone up until they die or encasing them in cement or something?

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There's all sorts of fun you can have with steel, asbestos, and a welding torch, not to mention surgical options. There's various ways of making gear that won't come off, but still allows for hygiene and life maintenance.

Also, not included in the first list because I'm not sure how "weird" it is: contortionists. mmm... contortionists.

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There's all sorts of fun you can have with steel, asbestos, and a welding torch, not to mention surgical options. There's various ways of making gear that won't come off, but still allows for hygiene and life maintenance.

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So, we're talking SAW-level stuff here. Good to know!

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So, we're talking SAW-level stuff here. Good to know!

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Minus the gore, yes. I'm not a big fan of people's insides being on the outside.

My fetish makes me sound kind of bad but its the anonymous internet, I read the whole thread, and I really wanna play too.


Nothing gets me going like sex with a girl that is in a relationship. The more serious the relationship the better, but it doesn't work if it is an open relationship/the guy is ok with it. Her cheating lets me look at her more like a sex object to be used as shes doing something that, in my mind, is really wrong. The girl also appears sexier in this instance partially because of the evil, which sort of gets me, and because she is throwing away emotional attachment and all that in the name of lust which is hot.

I also get a rush out of the feeling of power I get, as I'm taking the person someone else loves and just fucking them without any commitment or care. Its almost like a male dominance thing I guess, and maybe some sort of strange bdsm through proxy deal. The idea of bondage/torture/spanking stuff with a chick never got me off in any way, but while engaging in this activity the idea of how sad her SO will be sort of spurs me on.


...uh I swear I'm really not that bad a guy and all that, its just one of those things thats just THERE. Obviously I can't ever talk about this fetish to anyone when sex conversations come up among friends (though I would never get with the girlfriend of one of them, it still makes you look suspect), so this thread is like my only chance ever to vent. I sort of rationalize it to myself with the idea that she is the only one doing something wrong, as she is the one cheating on someone.

I haven't even managed to find a name for this fetish. The only thing close to it that seems to exist erotica wise is cuckolding, but that seems to be a guy wanting his SO to get fucked as opposed to wanting to fuck someone elses' SO.

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Nothing gets me going like sex with a girl that is in a relationship...

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let's just say that one of my prior "SOs" was actually married to some other guy - and since this "relationship" started almost a year *before* her wedding (where I appeared as *her* "best man") and lasted several years into the wedding (without her husband ever figuring out what was going on), I can definitely relate to your feelings ;)

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Despite there being no sexual side to it, if you derive pleasure from it in some form, I'd say it qualifies.

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It's theoretical mind, in practise I'd never trust anyone enough to let them do this. I just like (and, paradoxically, am also terrorfied of) the sound of it.

So as stated above, I like to be handled roughly during sex, for the most part. This has definitely lead to an as unyet fulfilled rape fantasy. And I must say, unfulfilled, because it took a lot of prodding to even get me to admit it nonetheless to previously find someone I would trust enough to put myself in that kind of a situation. Well I've finally admitted it to someone I trust with my life. There's still just something in my head that makes me hesitant.

Now I'm sure I'm not the only woman to have this particular kink, but what is it that makes it so hard to admit. Is it just me? Maybe it's just my hang up?

Anyone? anyone?

I stay out of these threads because I post under my real name and I like to keep my private life private, but...

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Now I'm sure I'm not the only woman to have this particular kink, but what is it that makes it so hard to admit. Is it just me? Maybe it's just my hang up?

Anyone? anyone?

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It's not just you. Maybe it's the circles I travel in, but of the women I've known enough to know, more of them than not share the fantasy, and most of those are pretty reluctant to admit it. You've got the inherent trust issues, basic shyness issues, the "Bad Feminist!" guilt issues, the history of abuse issues... There're a lot of issues.

Heh... here's a completely random one that I've just been reminded I have. For some unfathomable reason, dry, clinical descriptions of human sexual psychology - especially in the form of scholarly arguments or critiques - get me going. I'm currently trying to study for my final exam on existential philosophy, and I'm having a hard time of it (pun intended) because de Beauvoir's criticism of Freudian existentialism is getting me all hot and bothered. :o

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Originally Posted by Lee Casebolt

It's not just you. Maybe it's the circles I travel in, but of the women I've known enough to know, more of them than not share the fantasy, and most of those are pretty reluctant to admit it. You've got the inherent trust issues, basic shyness issues, the "Bad Feminist!" guilt issues, the history of abuse issues... There're a lot of issues.

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To add some anecdata, I've also known several women that have rape fantasies, so no, you're not alone.

Side note, I also post using my real name. :)

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To add some anecdata, I've also known several women that have rape fantasies, so no, you're not alone.

Side note, I also post using my real name. :)

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Good to know...on both counts. ;)

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Heh... here's a completely random one that I've just been reminded I have. For some unfathomable reason, dry, clinical descriptions of human sexual psychology - especially in the form of scholarly arguments or critiques - get me going. I'm currently trying to study for my final exam on existential philosophy, and I'm having a hard time of it (pun intended) because de Beauvoir's criticism of Freudian existentialism is getting me all hot and bothered. :o

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Lee Casebolt, my Human Sexuality and British Literature professors.

MILFs, Lee Casebolt.

I'll just close the door.

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Glad I'm not the only one who had that reaction.

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Same here.

Having had someone bite me, I know that it's a mood killer.

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To add some anecdata, I've also known several women that have rape fantasies, so no, you're not alone.

Side note, I also post using my real name. :)

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I find it interesting that no women have spoken up yet, just guys with female friends.

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Lee Casebolt, my Human Sexuality and British Literature professors.

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*psst* I think there's been a mixup. ;)

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*psst* I think there's been a mixup. ;)

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Actually, no. Yours fits well too, but I was poking fun at the fact that my professors are the kind who would be all "Bad Feminist! No cookie!" :)


EDIT: I did, however, totally quote the wrong gorram post. My bad.

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I find it interesting that no women have spoken up yet, just guys with female friends.

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That's because the memetic concept of 'rape' has become a very potent weapon in feminist rhetoric, and acknowledging the existence of rape fantasies sort of undermines that. So everyone is bombarded with ideas that rape is so horrible, and so many things are "rape", that anyone who likes a little violence and control-loss mixed into their fantasies is bound to feel a touch uncomfortable about it - especially if they're female.

How are cultural leaders supposed to appreciate human nature for what it is when they have an agenda to push?

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Heh... here's a completely random one that I've just been reminded I have. For some unfathomable reason, dry, clinical descriptions of human sexual psychology - especially in the form of scholarly arguments or critiques - get me going. I'm currently trying to study for my final exam on existential philosophy, and I'm having a hard time of it (pun intended) because de Beauvoir's criticism of Freudian existentialism is getting me all hot and bothered. :o

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I have a similar thing. I have a small collection of antique books, stuff like advice for newlyweds written by real doctors, diagnosis manuals for female sexual neuroses, etc. So, it's not just you.

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That's because the memetic concept of 'rape' has become a very potent weapon in feminist rhetoric, and acknowledging the existence of rape fantasies sort of undermines that. So everyone is bombarded with ideas that rape is so horrible, and so many things are "rape", that anyone who likes a little violence and control-loss mixed into their fantasies is bound to feel a touch uncomfortable about it - especially if they're female.

How are cultural leaders supposed to appreciate human nature for what it is when they have an agenda to push?

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I guess I can understand that. And I actually feel a little better about what I perceived as my own hang ups about it, in the sense that at least I can admit it. As much as admitting it, rather anonymously, on the internet can be.

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So as stated above, I like to be handled roughly during sex, for the most part. This has definitely lead to an as unyet fulfilled rape fantasy. And I must say, unfulfilled, because it took a lot of prodding to even get me to admit it nonetheless to previously find someone I would trust enough to put myself in that kind of a situation. Well I've finally admitted it to someone I trust with my life. There's still just something in my head that makes me hesitant.

Now I'm sure I'm not the only woman to have this particular kink, but what is it that makes it so hard to admit. Is it just me? Maybe it's just my hang up?

Anyone? anyone?

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I did when I was younger, but haven't for a long time. I have partners who still do, though.

A big one of mine recently is orgasm denial, not for me, but for the other person.

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A big one of mine recently is orgasm denial, not for me, but for the other person.

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Would you mind elaborating? I'm pretty sure I know what you mean, not entirely certain though.

Ah... my SO leans that way too. It can be fun, to a point... :)

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I did when I was younger, but haven't for a long time. I have partners who still do, though.

A big one of mine recently is orgasm denial, not for me, but for the other person.

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I did when I was younger, but haven't for a long time. I have partners who still do, though.

A big one of mine recently is orgasm denial, not for me, but for the other person.

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This is actually something I've been noticing a lot lately, to my ultimate frustration - most really attractive 16-to-24 year old submissive girls seem to evolve into dom girls sometime between age 24 and 28. What's up with that?

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*snip* but the only thing that really gets me off is penetrating my boy.

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Male penetration, finger, strapon... whatever hits the prostate, uhmm... yeah, very intense, yowza (along with a whole passel of related fantasies of power exchange etc, etc). The male "G" spot I've heard it described. Somebody is lucky to be "your boy", sigh . :(
And I have also heard from numerous female aquaintances about their rape fantasies, so, not totally out there rare. Nancy Friday's books on female fantasies were fascinating reads, there was a time when rape fantasy dropped off, I think in the 80's , but it seems to have returned, and maybe gotten more mileage.

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This is actually something I've been noticing a lot lately, to my ultimate frustration - most really attractive 16-to-24 year old submissive girls seem to evolve into dom girls sometime between age 24 and 28. What's up with that?

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Well, I don't think you'd consider me "really attractive," but it is a pretty common trend, I think. For me it went like this:

childhood--late adolescence: omg I don't look like comic book characters and supermodels, no one will ever want me. Non-consensual situations are the only way I can imagine being wanted!

late adolescence--college: wait, I'm actually kind of hot! People are looking at me as an object of desire! That's awesome! Somebody might want to possess me and keep me as a pet because I'm just that desirable!

just about now-ish: hey, if I'm really as awesome as all that, why should I be the one getting objectified all the time? I'm not just good enough to be wanted, I'm good enough to get what *I* want, and dammit, I want boys in leather boxer shorts. :D

I still enjoy being submissive in some situations (and I'm sure I'll always enjoy pain, because that's just what my body likes), but the mental aspects of it have become less appealing to me simply because a lot of M/f culture seems to revolve around the perceived insecurity of submissive women. I don't need to be flogged in public to prove that someone wants to fuck me.

and skeezy -- I'm not sure how specific I'm allowed to be here, but I mean pretty much what it sounds like. It's like the old joke about Amtrak trains, they "get you halfway there." And then there's the fun part with the begging and bargaining. :D

Also, as a reminder, I am still handing out Dungeon Masters invites like candy past its expiration date. Sounds like there are a few potential group members hanging out in this thread!

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Male penetration, finger, strapon... whatever hits the prostate, uhmm... yeah, very intense, yowza (along with a whole passel of related fantasies of power exchange etc, etc). The male "G" spot I've heard it described. Somebody is lucky to be "your boy", sigh . :(

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Why, yes.

Yes, I am. ;)

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Well, I don't think you'd consider me "really attractive," but it is a pretty common trend, I think.

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Hime, I hope you're not putting yourself down here; you're quite attractive.



Hmm, as far as the whole rape fantasy thing; I have to admit, as a guy, that I would find it a bit weird to pretend to rape my partner; the thought of pretending to even be that much of a doucebag is a little off-putting, I must admit, but it all comes down to making sure everyone is good with it, and a little bit of RPing.

Oh boy. Let's see.

Intimacy is a big one. Sex is nice and all, but getting cuddled up and all of the sap involved is part of what gets things interesting. I tend to get more hot and bothered during high tension scenes in between romantic couples, and good chemistry.

Restraints by either hair or hands. I like struggling and being able to get out of my bonds. Finding your limits is fun!

Cleanliness, which dovetails into showers as well. I tend to like people all washed up and tidy. I like dressing up as well and looking good. For a bit, I flirted with wanting to act like a doll sometimes, just be dressed up and lie there. Not submissive, just mentally checked out.

I'll come back with more, I have to go home.

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Well, I don't think you'd consider me "really attractive,"

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Bet you a dollar?

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Also, as a reminder, I am still handing out Dungeon Masters invites like candy past its expiration date. Sounds like there are a few potential group members hanging out in this thread!

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Psst... your, ahem, "box" is full << >> :p

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A big one of mine recently is orgasm denial, not for me, but for the other person.

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Yeah, I'm not sure if I've mentioned that yet, but that's one of my kinks, going pretty much either way but especially when I'm in submissive mode. I know guys with extreme submissive fantasies get ripped into a lot in the BDSM community, because we're usually seen as topping from the bottom... but I really love the concept of a relationship where the male is kept in permanent orgasm denial.

When I'm topping, I like delaying orgasms, but don't like it going on for too long.

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Hmm, as far as the whole rape fantasy thing; I have to admit, as a guy, that I would find it a bit weird to pretend to rape my partner; the thought of pretending to even be that much of a doucebag is a little off-putting, I must admit, but it all comes down to making sure everyone is good with it, and a little bit of RPing.

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Yeah, same here. I like power imbalance fantasies, especially ones involving a pre-feminist culture and playing up the whole "male privelege" thing, as long as everyone involved is okay with it as a fantasy, but I would need to be really sure my partner enjoyed it if I took it into actual rape-fantasy territory.

Well, since we're getting more and more specific by the moment...

My very first girlfriend would go almost completely, utterly still moments before she was there, and would then suddenly just bite her lip, moan with her mouth closed, and tremble. Hard. Really hard.
We're talking the Kama Sutra technique "Wile E. Coyote eats earthquake pills". It was just so hot, I can't even describe it.

Also, I guess it's only a kink if you live in my gender-biased little world of experience, but I always enjoy sex more if she's (whoever she is, not just the first gf) the one to initiate. I cannot explain this.

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Also, I guess it's only a kink if you live in my gender-biased little world of experience, but I always enjoy sex more if she's (whoever she is, not just the first gf) the one to initiate. I cannot explain this.

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I also like this; I think it maybe has something to do with the entire of idea of I'm desirable enough that she has initiated things with me, rather than vice versa.

That is not to say I wouldn't and don't find my partner attractive, of course.

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Also, I guess it's only a kink if you live in my gender-biased little world of experience, but I always enjoy sex more if she's (whoever she is, not just the first gf) the one to initiate. I cannot explain this.

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Ah, yes, but I think this one's pretty normal. It's kind of flattering, in a way, to be desired like that. I think a lot of women get this as well, and also like it when it's the other one initiating (well, at least my two exes did).

As a joking aside, it is a sure sign I'm getting frayed of singledom (singletude? singleness?) when I look at this thread and think "you know when I really enjoy sex? When I actually fucking get some."

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As a joking aside, it is a sure sign I'm getting frayed of singledom (singletude? singleness?) when I look at this thread and think "you know when I really enjoy sex? When I actually fucking get some."

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"What's your favorite beer, Bubba Ray?"

"An open one." :D

I think a lot of mine involves limits. I have to keep pushing, I have to see what also gets the other person off. Reactions are... very, very interesting to me.

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Originally Posted by Tokezo Hime

A big one of mine recently is orgasm denial, not for me, but for the other person.

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I like the idea of this and I've attempted it but been fairly unsucessful. I think my sub streak is a bit too strong to really follow through with my desire, at least with guys. When I've been with women I fall much more easily into a dominting roll, which intrests me.

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I like the idea of this and I've attempted it but been fairly unsucessful. I think my sub streak is a bit too strong to really follow through with my desire, at least with guys. When I've been with women I fall much more easily into a dominting roll, which intrests me.

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Well to be honest, she hasn't done that with me. Wouldn't work.

Odd thing is I keep ending up with women that like to dom, and I'm rather. . . non-dommable.

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Well to be honest, she hasn't done that with me. Wouldn't work.

Odd thing is I keep ending up with women that like to dom, and I'm rather. . . non-dommable.

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I'm honestly curious about this... as a switch, I've never been without desire to both dom and sub, and for some reason I'm more able to conceive of not wanting to top than not wanting to bottom. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with only being one, I'd honestly probably prefer to be... but I'm just wondering what makes someone not want to sub. Is it pride? Is it just not getting anything out of it?

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I'm honestly curious about this... as a switch, I've never been without desire to both dom and sub, and for some reason I'm more able to conceive of not wanting to top than not wanting to bottom. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with only being one, I'd honestly probably prefer to be... but I'm just wondering what makes someone not want to sub. Is it pride? Is it just not getting anything out of it?

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Can't speak for others. For me, it's the sexual molestation as a child issue.

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Can't speak for others. For me, it's the sexual molestation as a child issue.

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:( I'm so sorry to hear that, I didn't know that about you. Sorry if I dredged up bad stuff...

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:( I'm so sorry to hear that, I didn't know that about you. Sorry if I dredged up bad stuff...

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No, don't worry about it. It was roughly 25 years ago and I'm mostly over it. I can even stand someone touching my throat now. :)

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No, don't worry about it. It was roughly 25 years ago and I'm mostly over it. I can even stand someone touching my throat now. :)

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Still, I always hate bringing back bad memories for people, because for me sexuality is pretty much a totally happy thing, and sometimes I forget that like everything else, for some people it's gone bad places.

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Still, I always hate bringing back bad memories for people, because for me sexuality is pretty much a totally happy thing, and sometimes I forget that like everything else, for some people it's gone bad places.

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Well, let's not derail this thread.

I have my kinks (one of which is already in this thread) and I'm happy and satisfied with my sexual life. It doesn't get better than that I think.

I'd thought this thread had died a while back and since Tangency isn't searchable...
Anyway, what have I got?

• Bondage
• Brunettes
• Confident women
• Touch - caresses especially
• Magicians' assistants in the Zatanna mold

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Well to be honest, she hasn't done that with me. Wouldn't work.

Odd thing is I keep ending up with women that like to dom, and I'm rather. . . non-dommable.

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I find submissive women attracted to me and while I enjoy doing the dom thing alright, it's not like it's a driving imperative or anything. Not to mention that I'm rather quiet and shy in real life, so I honestly don't know what they see in me that says "Top." :confused:

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let's just say that one of my prior "SOs" was actually married to some other guy - and since this "relationship" started almost a year *before* her wedding (where I appeared as *her* "best man") and lasted several years into the wedding (without her husband ever figuring out what was going on), I can definitely relate to your feelings ;)

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Ha, I'm sort of releived to hear I'm not alone and yet at the same time horrified that there are more folks like me out there. I'm going to have to keep a real close eye on my next girlfriend.:D

But whats more is that you can at least indulge in whatever this fetish is called and actually successfully interact with her. For me theres some loathing for the girl, because of what shes doin to the guy, that just builds over time. I started messing around with this one older woman married woman and in many ways its awesome, cause she was cool, would come whenever I needed something, and has tons of money so buys me stuff all the time (mostly little stuff like my drink tabs and smokes). And those things weren't even just cause of what we were doin, she was just a sweetheart and with all that and the fact that I still got to do whatever else I wanted you'd think it would just keep going on. But at this point, I look at her and I nod as she yammers on and I just can't stand her as theres an aspect of this that judges her every time we mess around. And to make things worse, the marriage has started to go caput and it looks like they'll be splittin soon and while we've kept this a secret for a long time theres a couple bars that we both frequent and shes starting to make these overly obvious "jokes" about it all the time now. She's throwing up all the signs that are indicating she thinks we're gonna be openly hooked up for awhile as this progresses and that idea just infuriates me as she thinks I'd just take her on knowing what shes been doing to him?


Alright I'm done this time, no more with the rambling, but if anything these last 10 minutes of posting have taught me that I definately need to catch at least an hour before I go out tonight.

I think maybe I don't have a fetish and just need therapy?:o

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I find submissive women attracted to me and while I enjoy doing the dom thing alright, it's not like it's a driving imperative or anything. Not to mention that I'm rather quiet and shy in real life, so I honestly don't know what they see in me that says "Top." :confused:

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Confidence. You've always seemed like a confident guy to me and that carries over.

Oh, and here's another kink of mine just for kicks: women in tuxedos. . . especially if they have a top hat. (No, I don't get that one either.)

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Odd thing is I keep ending up with women that like to dom, and I'm rather. . . non-dommable.

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Yeah, I find that in spite of being a bit of a switch, I've only ever dated one guy who wasn't undomable. I friend teased me that it was my height or the fact that I look a lot younger than I am. She theorized that it's hard to take me seriously in that role because it comes off as "cute" rather than sexy. Most women don't tend to jump on the "your so cute" bandwagon so maybe that's why. Meh, I'm happy with my sex life, but I like exploration.

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Threads like this teach me one thing.

God damn but I am dull.

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I like girls with big hooters!

(am I doing this right?:o)

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I like girls with big hooters!

(am I doing this right?:o)

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Ooh! Forgot that one - girls with Chelsea Charm-sized breasts are also highly appealing. :)

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Oh, and here's another kink of mine just for kicks: women in tuxedos. . . especially if they have a top hat. (No, I don't get that one either.)

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http://www.bombshells.com/gallery/di...ne_gallery.php

Second row, far left.

Who loves ya, baby.

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Originally Posted by TrogdorTheBurninator

Also, I guess it's only a kink if you live in my gender-biased little world of experience, but I always enjoy sex more if she's (whoever she is, not just the first gf) the one to initiate. I cannot explain this.

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I totally get this, and I'd agree with the other poster who suggested it has something to do with really being wanted that bad. Pop culture wise I guess that sort of thinking would be more associated with the feminine side of things, but I imagine everyone gets into the idea of "Fuck yeah I'm hot." or awesome or what have you.

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I like girls with big hooters!

(am I doing this right?:o)

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http://www.bombshells.com/gallery/di...ne_gallery.php

Second row, far left.

Who loves ya, baby.

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:D

And for you. . .

Spoiler: Show To Old Geezer with love

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...102006_1-1.jpg

I'm sure I already mentioned boys in lingerie, but specifically I like corsets. I am having the damnedest time working out the proper measurements though. Grrr.